I saw Unstoppable last night. If ever there is a movie that will make trains exciting, this is it. Combine decent acting with decent music and lots of shots with the camera sitting on the tracks and the train going over them (really fast!!) and you have a very watchable movie.
I imagine this movie was hard to pitch. “It’s a movie about trains (yawn). Only this one doesn’t have anybody on it! (OK… so what?) Only *this* train has a load full of dangerous chemicals! (Hmm… getting warmer…) And all attempts to stop it fail! (I guess that’s the ‘Unstoppable’ part…) except for Denzel Washington (Ah! Now we’re talking!) and his young sidekick played by Chris Pine (who?) – you know, the guy who was Captain Kirk on the new Star Trek movie (hmm… not sure if trains and spaceships have the same demographic… Nice, but still sounds boring…) We’ll we’re gonna do lots of shots of trains rumbling over the camera, and we’ll have close calls with head-ons with… other trains! And of course, we’ll have the train smashing things- but nothing big enough or heavy enough for it to derail! (Ooh! Smashing things. That’s sounding much better! … What about car chases? Everybody likes a good car chase!) Oh… well um… we’ve got that too! We have a guy who is chasing the train in big pickup truck! With a police escort! (So he’s gonna jump on the train and stop it?) Err… not exactly. He’s a welder. (A welder?) Yeah, but he works in the train maintenance department, so he… well he wants to stop the train really bad! (Why? Is a relative on board?) No. (Are his kids trapped on a bus sitting on the train tracks?) No. He just likes a challenge. (Oh…) Did I mention it’s got Denzel Washington? (Oh yeah? Sold!)
I’m sure it went exactly like that.
It may sound like I didn’t like the movie, but I did enjoy it. It was fun, if inconsequential. They did a good job with making things feel tense and making 70 miles per hour seem like it was fast. Do you need to see it in the theater? Probably not. One thing I was slightly disappointed by was that they didn’t play up the massively deep and powerful sounding diesel engines these trains have. Probably because most sound systems can’t do the sound justice.
It’s one of those movies that is quite enjoyable, eminently watchable but parts of it don’t really hold up under deep scrutiny. It’s a bit formulaic and clichéd on hindsight, but hides its pedestrian nature well. I’d definitely say it is worth renting. Even if you dont’ like trains I think you’ll be entertained.
6/10